[Intro]
911, what's your emergency?
Yeah, help me please
I think FunnyMike shot my house up with a paintball gun
I can't prove it, but he posted somethin' with a paintball gun
I know it's him, please help me
Help me (You see these hands? Big rat, big rat)
I will slap you, boy
He's a menace
Oh, you a rat, you a rat, you a rat (Yeah)

[Pre-Chorus]
That n***a told the police FunnyMike did it
For speaking on the gang, that's FunnyMike's business
See you a YouTuber (Yeah), I don't really like n***as
Before this YouTube career I was tryna strike n***as (Baow, baow, baow, baow)

[Chorus]
Oh, you a big troll, huh? (Huh?)
You wanna troll now?
Well I'm thе king of all the trolls, let's troll now
Oh, you a troll, huh?
Oh, big troll, huh?
I'm the king of all thе trolls, let's troll now

[Verse 1]
Errr
Them boys bend the block with paintballs
Hangin' out the window sprayin' it up, they going awol
I don't know who did, but I'll never rat
They call him "CJ SO COOL," we call him "CJ SO WACK"
Tell Royalty call my phone and she lookin' for me
I'm finna fly her out now, she gon' be HAG
And her kids? I'ma take 'em out shoppin'
FunnyMike what? He the one who got it poppin'
[Pre-Chorus]
That n***a told the police FunnyMike did it
For speaking on the gang, that's FunnyMike's business
See you a YouTuber (Yeah), I don't really like n***as
Before this YouTube career I was tryna strike n***as (Baow, baow, baow, baow)

[Chorus]
Oh, you a big troll, huh? (Huh?)
You wanna troll now?
Well I'm the king of all the trolls, let's troll now
Oh, you a troll, huh?
Oh, big troll, huh?
I'm the king of all the trolls, let's troll now

[Verse 2]
CJ, please stop speaking on my name, please
'Cause I'd hate to have to troll you
I'd hate to have to troll you and troll you ('Cause I will troll you)
I say CJ, please stop speaking on my name, please (Boy, I will troll you)
'Cause I'd hate to have to troll you
'Cause you's an old fool, you will be old news

[Pre-Chorus]
That n***a told the police FunnyMike did it
For speaking on the gang, that's FunnyMike's business
See you a YouTuber (Yeah), I don't really like n***as
Before this YouTube career I was tryna strike n***as (Baow, baow, baow, baow)
[Chorus]
Oh, you a big troll, huh? (Huh?)
You wanna troll now?
Well I'm the king of all the trolls, let's troll now
Oh, you a troll, huh?
Oh, big troll, huh?
I'm the king of all the trolls, let's troll now

[Outro]
Ah-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha
So cool, so cool