[Part I]

[Intro]
This one goes out to all my Stevies out there
We've all been there
You know this feeling
Aw frick

[Verse 1]
I spawn into my Minecraft house and craft a pickaxe
It's like I'm in creative 'cause I got hacks
In case you got some nausea, I need them diamonds
I got some pigs, thicc, thicc, with a big fat (oink)
Installing Minecraft baby cause that's where it's found
Creepers freakin' noisey when I make a sound
I got big dreams of slashin' up some pigmen
So time to make a nether portal, yeah

[Chorus]
I craft all day, I craft all night
I craft non-stop 'til there's nothin' left inside and
I craft all the tools, 'til my house all gone
I craft all the time but can't make what I want
I craft all day, I craft all night
I craft non-stop 'til there's nothin' left inside and
I craft some TNT, and I craft some flint and steel
I craft a wither, let it grief your spawn
[Verse 2]
Bet you don't have this stew, Bet you don't have these beans
Bet you don't have a pickaxe with some Fortune III
Yeah you think I'd be satisfied, no, I want more
But you have 69 in dragon heads, Alex, I want more
Cause I got hoes (On Minecraft), I got axes (What up, axes?)
I got diamonds (In my chest), I got end pearls (From the end)
I got the best house, it's easy to see
And a hundred million villagers agree because

[Chorus]
I craft all day, I craft all night
I craft non-stop 'til there's nothin' left inside and
I craft all the tools, 'til my house all gone
I craft all the time but can't make what I want
I craft all day, I craft all night
I craft non-stop 'til there's nothin' left inside and
I craft some TNT, and I craft some flint and steel
I craft a wither, let it grief your spawn

[Segue]
What just happened?
Steve? Steve?!?
I think there's a creeper
Where is he?
He's behind You! Take out your AirPods™
Good!
Oh, why is that Steve?
Ha, ha, ha
I am the CWEEPER
[Part II]

[Verse 3]
This game is way too easy, blowing up doesn't please me
I'm just a creeper creeping when when I grief your base and leave it
And hear this creeper hissing, soon to be blown up believe
I'm bored of blowing up these Steves
So let's see what's on top this tree
What's up there my piggy? What's oinking my piggy?
Got them tasty pork-chops, cooked in my furnace my piggy
All these Stevies always scared of me no matter what
So they can eat this gunpowder, I'll blow up their blocks

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm blowin' up wolves and blowing up Stevies
You won't hear me hissin', I'm blowing up piggies
Blowing up horsies, blowin' up parrots
You won't hear my hissin' when I'm blowin' up your Alex
Blowin' up pandas, blowin' up foxes
You won't hear my hissin', I'm blowin' up your Alex
Blowin' up turtles, blowin' up sheepies
You won't hear my hissin' when I'm blowin' up

[Verse 4]
All I see is Stevies runnin' from me
But these Steves don't understand me, they think I'm evil
How's it feel to be green? And blow up really fast
Alex shut the frigg up, Have you seen me supercharged? (Ooh)
Blow up, my green body got a six pack
You're so scared, you're runnin' from a creeper goin' real fast
Remember Stevies, MC isn't fair
Take it from the second most killed mob in all of our Minecraft
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm blowin' up wolves and blowing up Stevies
You won't hear me hissin', I'm blowing up piggies
Blowing up horsies, blowin' up parrots
You won't hear my hissin' when I'm blowin' up your Alex
Blowin' up pandas, blowin' up foxes
You won't hear my hissin', I'm blowin' up your Alex
Blowin' up turtles, blowin' up, die, see?
You won't hear my hissin' when I'm blowin' up piggies

[Outro]
Oink, ah, help, oink, oink