{Verse]
Big Bongo, no condo
Pitstop, head honcho
Spendin bags like there's no tomorrow
Still treat em like they only borrowed
Dick short, size of Kevin Hart
Nut quick, like a squirrel, art
Hunnid dollars, Air Forces
Fuck a Jag, bitch I ride horses
Not a carriage, but I meant Porsches
Not in class, but I got courses
School of hardknock I had to make choices
Always wear rubber can't knock a bitch up
Pussy good till I get stuck
Mouth good while I get sucked
Till her teeth gone touch my nuts
Beat a n***a ass, said by LaMelo
Pour my cup till it look like Donatello
Bitch look like a ninja turtle
Cover her face, but she still gone squirtle
Then her daughter came in the room
Had to jump the window like I ran a hurdle
Fucked so many bitches that I got bored
Maybe men is what I like more
So I started to fuck guys
Got my ass ate while I ate fries
Got the hole on the second try
And im not talkin bout golf (nah)
Bitch im talkin bout dicks (what?)
That dick Im gone lick (n***a...)
Only time I ever feel alive is when I taste (dick!)
Big ups down to my superior
Song gone blow, cause mass hysteria
I don't know how to end this song
Already went on for way too long
So lil n***a go suck a schlong
And share this while I hit this bong (bye)