[Verse 1]
If I was in the fridge, would you open the door?
If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
Where would you keep it? Would you eat it?
I'm just tryna give myself a reason
For being around

[Verse 2]
If I was the front porch swing, would you let me hang?
If I was the dance floor, would you shake your thing?
If I was a rubber check, would you let me bounce
Up and down inside your bank account?
Would you trust me not to break you?
I'm just tryin' real hard to make you
Notice me being around

[Verse 3]
If I was a haircut, would you wear a hat?
If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
If I was the carpet, would you wipe your feet
In time to save me from mud off the street?
If you liked me, if you loved me
Would you get down on your knees and scrub me?
I'm a little grubby
Just being around