[Dan Summers]
We interrupt your regularly scheduled program
With a hot news flash
Dan, Dan, are you there?
Yeah, I'm here, and what a crowd!
This is Dan Summers, your super scoop news reporter
At the local ticket outlet center
Excuse me sir, what's all the excitement about?
Yo man, you don't know?
Run-DMC and the Raising Hell Tour is coming to town, B!
Yeah, what will they be singing?

[Run-DMC]
Together, forever
Forever, together
Run-DMC and we're—
My Adidas

[Dan Summers]
Excuse me, miss, who are you going to see?
Whodini

[Whodini]
Funky beat
Funky beat, funky beat
[Dan Summers]
Oh my God, who are all you kids running to see?

[LL Cool J]
LL Cool J is hard as hell

[Dan Summers]
This is Dan Summers, your super scoop reporter, signing off
Dan, what about weather, what about sports?
Where you going?
To get my Run-DMC Raising Hell tickets!
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