Hey yall theres a brand new dance sweeping the nation. This dance ain't for everybody. Just the self absorbed people its called the Cry Baby
When you got a crappy show
And your ratings are low
Do the cry baby do the cry baby
When your face looks like a ham
And you get punched by William
Do the cry baby Do the cry baby
When you say youre on a trail
But youre really getting tail
Do the cry baby do the cry baby
When those mother truckers won't
Leave Brittany Spears alone
Do the cry baby Do the cry baby
Its always beneficial to cry
When youre in the public eye
Its so fun to watch celebrities suffer
So baby turn on the cameras and blubber
When the ASPCA
Won't let you give your dogs away
Do the cry baby Do the cry baby
When youre thanking the lord
For some meaningless award
Do the cry baby Do the cry baby
Break it down
All right ladies. Now its time to show you all how to do the crybaby dance
Dont make me call the Waaaaambulance
Put your hands on your hips
Stick out your bottom lip
Rub your eyes stomp your feet
Turn and repeat
Now show your tears to the camera So everyone can see
Just how hard it is to be a rich celebrity
Im sorry all you crybabies if Im being too hard on you
Cus you know when Im home and I watch T.V. alone
I sometimes do the crybabay toooo
Like when Frodo leaves the shire and said goodbye to Sam
Or that very special Office when Jim married Pam
The first time I saw the movie Lost in Translation
Or whenever I hear a Morgan Freeman Narration
When the dudes wife died in the movie Up
Or the first time I saw two girls one cup
Or that commercial Sarah McLaughlin and the dogs and cats
The way they look in the camera... I can't take that
I need a minute