Oppan Kim Jong style
Kim Jong Style!!



I am kim jeong-un and I’m not here to amuse ya
No, not kim jeong-il sorry for the confusion
Everybody thinks South Korea makes the best K-popYou know who does a better job? Do you?
I’ll give you a guess
It’s a country whose number one export is nuclear tests
The national pastime of the people is to be oppressed

Did you guess North Korea congrats cuz you are the best!
You passed the test!
And I’m the leader
The Great Successor
Who’d have known? Me!
I should have known! Yay!

I’d run for office
But who’d oppose me?
Any of You? Nay!
How bout you? Nay!

Because just like Thor God of Thunder my Father chose chose chose chose me
KPOP Kim Jong Style!
Kim Jong Style!!
Walk-walk-walk-walk Walking Kim Jong Style
Let’s chill for a while

Back to work!

Hey check out our Navy
Fire Fire Shoot Fire Fire

Wiping out hostiles
And nobody’s lazy
Work-work sleep then work, torture!
I think you thought the Kim Jong age was almost done

But just like Friends or Seinfeld it is only a rerun
Cuz I’m just like my father and his father Kim Il Sung
‘cept they call me Kim Jong Fun, number one!

I got awesome hair
My daddy willed it to me because I’m his awesome heir
You should come to North Korea because we have awesome air
It’s the only thing we have to eat because the food is scarce

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I’m like the Beatles
I make the people
Cry and scream (yay)
See what I mean? (whew)
I go swimming
I pick up women
Take off your clothes (okay)
Suck on my toes (Who, me?)
I am Kim Jong Un and I will never be depose-pose-pose-posed !!!
Dancing Single File!
Make sure and Smile!

Throw-ow-ow-ow them on the pile
Without trial
Kim Jong Style