[Verse 1]
Hermoine and Ron
Girl you've been giving me looks for the last 5 books
They gonna get it on
There is nothing left to fear
So have another butter beer
He's got a magic wand
I'll puts some wizards in you
Cause' that's what Weasleys do
That'll make him go all night long
Avadaviagra, yeah yeah
When you said it's leviosaaa not leviooosa
I thought you were snobby, but I wanted you closer
When I was with Lavender, I felt blue
Cus I was snoggin' with her but I was thinkin' of you
We just got chased by a big ass snake
A beast made of fire, and a pissed off lake
Warring factions are destroying Hogwarts
No time like the present to get in your shorts

[Verse 2]
Get out the candles, and the scented lotion
And the earplugs cause' we're gonna make a commotion
It didn't mean a damn thing when I was seeing Cho Chang
If I ever graduate then you can have my class ring
I know I spent more time with Hermoine Granger
But if I showed you my love, I'd put your hiney in danger
Now that we've destroyed that final horcrux
I think its time for you and me to get down and make sweet love
[Verse 3]
Sirius Black I'd like to get some of that
They say that once you go black, well you never go back
Oh you knew I was gay, c'mon don't get all weird
I wore high heeled boots, and even had a beard
Listen up nerds, before you get pissed
There's a ton of gay wizards, lets go down the list
You've got Gandalf : queen. Merlin: fairy
Even Obi Wan Kenobi had a "roommate" named Terry

[Verse 4]
As I lie here breathing my dying breath
I am only thinking of your mom's heaving breast
Going to be your new dad in the afterlife
Going to beat up your dad, and make Lily my wife

[Verse 5]
Belatrix why are you sitting all the way over there
Say did you do something new to your hair?
You give me a tingling deep down in my pants
Feels like being eaten by sexy ants
Make no mistake I want to show you my snake
No, not you Nagini
I meant the snake in my pants
Nagini, git git git
Well, are you going out or are you staying in?
Make up your mind
This is the untold story
My feet are getting cold
Of what happens when wizards get horny