[Intro]
Ah yeah, it's Halloween mother-bleepers
AKA All Hallows Eve, where my witches at?

[Verse 1]
Let me start it off with a stone cold fact
You don't love Halloween then you're gonna get smacked
We take this day serious 'cause we're good at it, yo
It's a magical experience we will never outgrow
I got Snickers, Goobers spilling out of my sack
I eat more candy than a pimp smokes crack
I'm a chocolate junky, and you're my supplier
Junior Mints and KitKats are what I require
You better be ready, when you get home from work
You don't answer your door, then we'll go berserk
I'll smash your pumpkins and then egg you house too
And leave you a flaming bag of doggy poo
Don't turn off your lights, we know you're home
I'll beat your ass down with a Toblerone
That's the Halloween code that we live our life by
It's not trick or treat, it's trick or treat or die

[Chorus]
Trick or treat, smell my feet
We're the illest trick or treaters in the Autumn streets
There's a dude for Thanksgiving and a Christmas Queen
But come October, we're the Kings of Halloween
Trick or treat, smell my feet
We're the illest trick or treaters in the Autumn streets
There's a dude for Thanksgiving and a Christmas Queen
But come October, we're the Kings of Halloween
[Verse 2]
You've awakened the spirit of the Pumpkin King
By pissing on the spirit of Halloween
'Tis the season for fun but you punks play dirty
Plus you shouldn't be out here at the age of thirty
You two losers are going down
For only I can wear the pumpkin crown
Your reign is over, now I'll make you my biatch
I'll send you two the prison in my pumpkin piatch

[Verse 3]
You're clearly the master, can we just be friends?
Here's a shiny red apple to make amends
Don't mind if I do, that looks delicious
Ahh razor apple, this isn't nutritious
He threw it in his grill, he didn't even look
That's the oldest trick in the trick or treat book
Sorry 'bout your throat son, I bet that stings
But that's what you get when you mess with the Kings

[Chorus]
Trick or treat, smell my feet
We're the illest trick or treaters in the Autumn streets
There's a dude for Thanksgiving and a Christmas Queen
But come October, we're the Kings of Halloween
Trick or....