[Spoken Intro]
Girl: You idiot!
Chad Vader: I'm sorry. let me get that
Girl: Nice try you creep
Chad Vader: How 'bout some digits, no, oh well looks like I'll be going home alone again
Obama Girl: Chad Vader
Chad Vader: Obama Girl
Obama Girl: Chad, you're pretty hopeless with women
Chad Vader: Yep
Obama Girl: I think you need a little extra dating mojo, don't you?
Chad Vader: Help me Obama Girl, you're my only hope
Obama Girl: Oooh-ah, Oooh-ah

[Verse 1]
(Get freaky)
Excuse me miss but I can't help notice
That you're by yourself and that's totally bogus
My name is Chad but you don't have to hide
Why don't you come over to my dark side
Oh my god, you're a freak in a suit
Get away from me before I give you the boot

I may be a freak, but I want to get freaky-ayayayay
I just want to get freaky-ayayayay
I may be a freak, but I want to get freaky-ayayayay
(He just wants to get freaky-ayayayay
Ayayayay, ayayayay, ayayayay
He may be a freak but he wants to get freaky-ayayayay)
[Verse 2]
I knew that would happen so on to the next
Excuse me miss would you like to have gasp*
Text, text, and yet another text
All from loser guys who just wanna have sex
And all the guys here are dorkbags at best
Why can't I find one who's different from the rest
Pardon me miss, oh wow what a hottie
You light a huge fire in my cold metal body
Hmmm, yeah, that's a good line
I suppose that next you're gonna tell me that I'm fine
I think you'll find I'm a real smooth guy
Now let me tell you why

(He may be a freak but he wants to get freaky)
I like biking and hiking and unloading freight
But I'd have to say my passion is decorative plates
Decorative plates, well that's a surprise
You're a lot deeper than all these other guys
Well now that I feel like I have a chance
Check out this plate that I have in my pants
Gasp*, take this plate as a sign of my affection
Come home with me and see the rest of my collection
Alright that's fine, now you're getting warmer
But what's with the suit, are you a transformer?
The suit is my lifeline, I'd be dead without it
I fell into a pit but I don't like to talk about it
I'm scarred, I'm hard and I am kind of peeky
But that doesn't mean that I can't get freaky
[Outro: Michael McDonald]
He may be a freak, but he wants to get freaky
He may be a freak, but he wants to get freaky
He keeps forgetting why he wants to get freaky
He's taking it to the freak
He keeps forgetting
Yeah I'm a freak yeah-eh
He's getting freakier

Stop it Michael McDonald
I may be a freak, but I want to get freakay