[Intro: Quavo]
Katy Perry, Migos
Who's worse? You decide
Music is dead!

[Chorus: Katy Perry]
I'm wrapped up like a chew toy
I'm still singing about boys
Well into my thirties
This is my most cringeworthy phase
Blue balls or blue apron
This song isn't well done
It's my third crappiest one
After Swish Swish and Ur So Gay (real songs)

[Verse 1: Katy Perry]
Me not making faces
Is rarer then TarTare
When it comes to subtle tea
I'm the culinary Jar Jar
Is this a Tasty video
Or a tasteless food porno?
I'm the Pillsbury Dough Ho (Hoo Hooo)

[Pre-Chorus: Katy Perry]
You know you love
My hot doughy butt
You'll bust a doughnut
When I'm inside you
More wordplay
Yes you knead this song
I'm like stretch armstrong
Feast on my toe-fu
[Chorus: Katy Perry]
I need to be defloured
My clam needs your chowder
Your filthy brain needs a shower
'Cause I'm not cursing technically
I'm gonna fuck your banana
If you get what I'm after
You would think I ate Nebraska
Because my shit is so corny
I'm the real Slim Shady

[Spoken]
Welcome back to Pop Chef
Let's see what our judges have to say

[Verse 2: Quavo]
Katy must be high
Has she lost her mind?
Using too much damn cheese
You could have used more thyme

[Verse 3: Takeoff]
Sexy piece of candy has matured
Into a horny foodie connoisseur
She told me this was Kobe but it's tripe
But I have to say the melons do look ripe (points)
[Verse 4: Offset]
I prefer a Katy Perry ballad, that's about it
The missing ingredient was talent, now she wildin'
Trying to be a female DJ Khaled
And a Justin Bieber haircut disagrees with my pallet

[Verse 5: Quavo]
Thumbs down, not impressed
Suprised you didn't steal Lady Gaga's meat dress
Has anybody seen our waitress? No?
Cause' Migos need separate checks
I'll call a chauffeur
This thing doesn't work

[Chorus: Katy Perry]
Now I'm super hungry
I guess I could just eat me
Besides, who really needs feet?
This song is allover the place
I've made too many food puns
I've got food pun poisonin'
Where's the vomitorium?
Oh god, I'm even sick of me