[Intro:Mark]
Hey, guys, I'm here with my good friend Reggae Shark and we're about to unveil a brand new Reggae Shark song called "Sharks Aren't Supposed to Cry"
[RS]
Ye man, It's a very emotional ballad but me can't even talk about it without getting choked up.. Just play it man.
[Mark]
Well I think it requires a little set-up because it's part of a larger story
[RS]
Oh right, Me forgot
[Mark]
So today we've just released a brand new 22-minute episode of a new show called...
*music*:"Reggae Shark Adventures"
[RS]
It's a Musical Extravaganja (Pun intended)
Ima gonna play a new song from that show and if you like it you can watch the whole episode available only to Youtube Red subscribers.
[Mark]
Now why don't you tell them a little bit about the song we're about hear and see
[RS]
It's the part of the start when me was just in a bad place out of shape, depressed, drinking too much.. One of those times where the only thing left to do is sing a sad ballad about society's expectations
about sharks... Me getting choked up again.
[Mark]
You know what, why don't we just go ahead and play the song.


[Song Intro]
Sharks aren't supposed to cry
Or so the saying goes
If tears fell from a shark eye
How would you ever know
[Verse 1]
A billion years ago when the planet cooled,
Sharks had legs and the earth them ruled
When pterodactyls stole their Landshark wives
Every shark man began to cry
They filled the earth basins with them tears
They call it the ocean and it's still here
The prehistoric sharks grew fins and gills
Him lost his arms and legs, Now he swims and kills

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Now no matter where the shark may roam
Sadness surrounds him in a salty home

[Chorus 1]
Sharks aren't supposed to cry
But they miss their thumbs and toes
They still mourn their Landshark wives
you pterodactyl assholes

[Verse 2]
We also get depressed just for mundane reasons
We often emphasize with the food we're eatin' (Sorry)
Nerds are often filmin' us for TV
But we never see a penny in royalties
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Some of us hate our overbites and jagged teeth
So we resort to drastic plastic surgery

[Chorus 2]
"Sharks aren't supposed to cry"
It's just an old wives tale
We keep it locked up inside
We just wish that fish could wail (like whales)

[Pre-Bridge]
Ohhhhhh Ohhhh Ohh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohh Oh
(Everybody sing) Ohhhhhh Ohhhh Ohh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohh Oh

[Bridge]
Some get drunk and call their ex-girlfriends
And hang up on them like a jerk chicken (Who is this!?)
The late night shows are making fun of me
My Restaurant and bank account are empty
The world was me oyster, But it's been shucked
Now the children scream "Reggae Shark, You suck!"
I tried to live with humans.. But that fell apart
It's time to move on and be a regular shark (Regular Shark)

(Spoken)
Hmm, that's not as catchy
No Matter
This is the last song you're ever gonna hear me sing
[Chorus 3]
"Sharks aren't supposed to cry" (ha)
Tell me another joke
Now I must cut all ties, goodbye
I've lost me great white hope
Me guess I'll just swim and die
TurtleMon: But you are not alone
TurtleMon!
I thought you were mad at I
TurtleMon: Me was, but you'll always be me bro
Reggae Shark and TurtleMon will always be mad close

[Outro:Mark]
I have some questions.. Why was everyone so mad at you? What happens next?
[RS]
Stop acting like ya don't know Mark!
[Mark]
Sorry. So, if you want to see and hear the songs that happened before and after that emotional moment check out the full episode of "Reggae Shark Adventures" only on Youtube Red starting today
[RS]
And if you're not already signed up to Youtube Red you can sign up for a 30 day free trial month and that will unlock reggae shark adventures and other exclusive Youtube Red content
[Mark]
Your Youtube Red subscription will allow you to watch youtube AD free
[RS]
Me can't stand adverts.. Except for this advert for Reggae Shark Adventures, please watch it, click on this link in the description
[Mark]
And if enough people watch it hopefully we'll be able to make more of these. You ok Reggae Shark?
[RS]
Me just a little hungry, me haven't eaten in like 5 minutes
[Mark]
Ok let's get you some lunch, Shushi?
[RS]
Everytime