(Santa - Played by Mark Douglas)
This year has been a shit stain
The internet went insane
All the awesome music died
Cohen, Bowie, Prince, and Frey (and Lemmy!)

(David Bowie - Played by Monroe Robertson)
Now we all jam in heaven
Forever 27

(Prince - Played by Dom Howe)
While you're livin' on the planet
Don't take anything for granted

(DB)
Like GPS and Hamilton
IPhones and Rihanna's bum

(P)
McDonalds breakfast all day long
Game of Thrones and Ali Wong

(DB)
Walking Dead, well not this season
Sorry I'm not into Negan
(P)
Winter blues will soon be gone
If you help us sing along

(S, DB, P, and Elves - Played by Courtney Ortiz and Amber Villanueva)
(Chorus)
Some things are still awesome
Some things still bring Christmas joy

(S)
Like Jack Daniel's and this tiny hand toy
Hey Prince!

(P)
What?

(S)
Ho Ho! It's never not funny!

(All)
Some things are still awesome
Like Kit Kat bites and EZ Pass
And when Mrs. Claus helps me unload my sack

(DB and P)
Eww!
Gross!
(S)
Don't act all offended
(Pointing to P) You have a song called 'Head'

(DB)
Your potus whines on Twitter (D. Trump - Voiced by Mark Douglas: Very unfair!)
Appoint a babysitter

(P)
If that puts you in a bad mood
Watch this Otter eating Cat-Food

(DB)
That David Pumpkin sketch (Tom Hanks - Himself: Any questions?)
Tom Hanks for president (P: Why not?)

(S)
Don't forget about Viagra
Finally a gift for Santa

(DB)
ThreadBanger and ERB
VSauce 1 and 2 and 3

(S)
Now there's free pornography
Weed is legal, yes indeed
Mrs. Claus enjoys it too
Cause it gets her in the mood
(P)
Cool it man I'm getting skeeved

(DB)
Can we sing the chorus please?

(All)
Some things are still awesome

(S)
Like freaky sex with Mrs. Claus
Sometimes the elves and reindeer are involved

(DB)
Oh, God man!

(P)
That's nasty!

(Mrs. Claus - Played by Rachel McPhee)
We make love quite often

(P)
I'm out

(DB)
Me too

(Mrs. C)
Come on guys don't fly away

(Claus Couple)
I guess we won't be having that four-way

(S)
Merry Christmas everyone!
If you love someone, drop everything you're doing now and make love to them!
But only if they're okay with it
That should go without saying
You know, something we like to do is set up a safe-word
Ours is "Candy Cane"
It used to be "Rudolph" then he'd be like

(Rudolph - Played by Greg Murtha) (Lip-syncing)
Why are you calling my name?
What?

(All -DB and P)
Some things are still awesome
Like wrapping presents when you're drunk

(All)
And spending Christmas with the ones you love

(S)
Oh, you guys are back, I thought you ghosted us!

(DB)
Too soon man