The Key of Awesome
2017 Key of Awesome MEGA MASHUP
[Intro:]
Katy Perry
Migos
Big Sean and Drake
T-Swift
John Madden
You know who
George Orwell
Lana Del Ray
My name is Liam
Right Said Fred
The guy from "Fun"
Justin Bieber
DJ Khaled
Greg Grumble
Sia
John Mayer
Tyler Swift
Music is dead
The key of awesome
[Verse 1:]
I'm not, the artist you all like
When I sing certain notes, this song isn't well done
I did not mean to do it
But it pays to say swear words, act rude and insane
F***, Motherf****ers
[Pre-Chorus 1:}
All that you need is: Dystopian Rebellion
All that you need is: Shawshank Redemption
All that you need is: Some hot guys
All that you need is: Rash
[Chorus:]
F*** all your f***ers, I drink, and smoke f***king weed
I don't love drama
This was supposed to be my break up party song
I don't love drama
I just made sweet love to your wife
I don't love drama
I really don't believe that songs have to rhyme (Huh? Yolo!)
[Verse 2:]
You remember my dog stu? He wrote this tune, that's why my writing partner fled
This song is all over the place
This was supposed to be a banger
And now it's "Get emotional" time
(AHHH, HEY, ow, ow)
[Pre-Chorus 2:]
All that you need is: Dystopian Rebellion
All that you need is: Shawshank Redemption
All that you need is: My hot doughy butt
All that you need is: A radish in my butt
[Chorus 2:]
Even though you broke my heart, my nose and tooth
I don't love drama
Am I the only one who's ever thought or said that?
I don't love drama
What other dumb shit can I do?
I don't love drama
Oh god, im even sick of me (Crap, thumbs down, thumbs down)
[Bridge:]
Smells like somethings cooking, why'd I bother getting thinner
Using too much damn cheese, now im gone die like a TV dinner
Feel like i'm in a fishbowl, cause i'm smashing all these pumpkins
Hold up though, I just found all this peach froyo
Grow up, Grow up i'm done, that's enough bullshit
She told me this was kobe but it's Candy apples
She told me this was kobe but it's Peaches
She told me this was kobe but it's doo-doo sandwiches, doo-doo sandwiches, d-doo-doo sandwiches
She told me this was kobe but it's Candy apples
She told me this was kobe but it's Peaches
She told me this was kobe but it's doo-doo sandwiches, that's enough fast rapping for you bastards
[Chorus 3:]
F*** all your f***ers, I drink, and smoke f***king weed
I don't love drama
This was supposed to be my break up party song
I don't love drama
I just made sweet love to your wife
I don't love drama
I really don't believe that songs have to rhyme (Huh?)
I don't love drama
Even though you broke my heart, my nose and tooth
I don't love drama
Am I the only one who's ever thought or said that?
I don't love drama
What other dumb shit can I do?
I don't love drama
Oh god, im even sick of me (Crap, thumbs down, thumbs down)
[Bridge 2:]
I'm waiting for it, I want it, I want: blue balls
I'm waiting for it, I want, I want: Mister Mittens
I'm waiting for it, I want it, I want: Underboob
I'm waiting for it, I want it, I want: His bunghole