[Verse 1]
I don't wanna come home with the homecoming queen
And those arty goth girls are too freaky for me
I don't want a nice girl who's good in the kitchen
I want an Amazon babe from another dimension
She's got skimpy armor, and a sword to match
She never gets cold and never gets a scratch
She fights off ninjas, a hundred at a time-
But that's ok, 'cause they're waiting in line
When she swings her sword she looks smoking hot-
Dodging bullets, 'cause they're lousy shots
I'm addicted but I don't want an intervention
From my Amazon babe from another dimension

[Chorus]
Amazon babe from another dimension (yeah)
All the barbarians stand at attention
Amazon babe from another dimension (yeah)
Not like the ones at the comic convention

[Verse 2]
The girl I want is made of metal and tubes-
She's a Sexy Cyborg, with adjustable boobs
She's got skinny arms, but can totally whale
Leapin' tall buildings while she's checking email
Got a Gatling gun and a radar detector-
When she needs repairs, I'm the Gadget Inspector
If I was a teacher, I'd give an extension
To my Sexy Cyborg from another dimension
[Chorus]
Sexy Cyborg from another dimension (yeah)
One more thing I forgot to mention
Sexy Cyborg from another dimension (yeah)
She's not recommended for those with hypertension

[Verse 3]
So we read about an ancient tribal rite
And performed it at an Indian burial site
Opened up an intergalactic wormhole-
And out came ladies who are outta control
She's alive
But my Amazon won't play video games
And she's only interested in talking to dames
My Robot looks hot on the movie poster
But I came home from school and found her f***ing the toaster
I use that
So far I've gotten no action at all
Not how it went for Anthony Michael Hall
You've got a beautiful face and you're totally stacked
But if we can't have sex I'd like my room back

[Chorus]
Sexy Cyborg from another dimension (yeah)
One more week and you have to leave
Amazon babe from another dimension (yeah)
You even had sex with my cousin Steve
[Verse 4]
Now this stupid wormhole is open. Letting in all manner of flotsam Biker Zombies (?), Giant squids. Man-eating Manatees (Man-eating Manatees!), Charlton Heston
We should've just watched porn
Shoulda watched porn, shoulda watched some porn