{Verse 1: Anastasia Douglas as Ke$ha]
I'm ridiculous
My 15 minutes is almost up
I pulled this song out of my butt
Hit clubs like Jack Nicklaus
Pretendin' I'm bi-curious
Cus I think it's hilarious
This town's a zit, let's squeeze the pus
Don't look at us like we're disgust-ing
I'm like Gaga with less grace
Can't read my tik tok bla bla face
Wake up in tubs but never bathe
I just use Febreeze (that's gross)

{Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Ke$ha]
I'm barfing up a lung, lung, l-l-l-lung
I'm making out with bums, bums, b-b-b-bums
I'm partying with nuns, nuns, n-n-n-nuns
I'm peein' in your yard
I'm trying too hard

[Verse 2: Mike Birch as Dad & Anastasia Douglas as Ke$ha]
Ke$ha talk to us
There's something that we must discuss
It's about your lack of cleanliness
When you walk you leave cloud of dust
Please girl, take a bath and use some soap
Now here's a toothbrush and some Scope
You don't understand what I'm about
Did something die inside your mouth?
I sing like a drunk buffoon
Then its fixed with autotune
Check out my new Ke$ha perfume
It smells like sex and shoes (that's gross)
[Chorus: Mike Birch as Dad & Anastasia Douglas as Ke$ha]
Hey, let go of my arm, arm, a-a-a-arm
Hey, that's my chicken parm, p-p-p-parm
She's like a St. Bernard, nard, nard, n-n-n-nard
She's got a beetle her ear
Don't kill my career

{Outro: Anastasia Douglas as Ke$ha]
Guys, I'm melting