[Intro]
Love is like a talkin' pony
First you’re like: "Aw cool, a talkin' pony"
Then it says something really nasty to you and hurts your feelings
So then you take drugs so you can get along with the pony

[Verse 1]
Taking baths while fully clothed
We look cute when we overdose
A shopping cart is our vehicle
We go to drugs and we don't do school

[Pre-Chorus]
We don’t understand why everyone's annoyed with us
I bet it's cus they're all jealous

[Chorus]
We blow smoke in your mothers face
We do meth but we're in great shape
We don't know how to use ashtrays
We make love in a homeless man's face
(I asked for change, not a threesome
Could be worse)

[Verse]
We push old people down the stairs
And roll away in their wheelchairs
Being gorgeous has its perks
He forgot how drinking works
[Pre-Chorus]
And we can't have sex unless a crowd is watching us
Here comes double-decker bus

[Chorus]
Our roommate is a talking bug (what’s up?)
Did we take too many drugs? (nah)
We wound up on Doctor Phil
(Y’all need to stop screwin' on ferris wheels)

[Chorus]
We found love is repetitive
This is no place for a diva to live
It’s time to leave this gross pigsty
Cus I'm Rihanna and you're just some guy
(Bye bye)