The Key of Awesome
Reggae Shark Returns
[Verse 1: Turtlemon]
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah
It's the further adventures of the Reggae Shark
Reggae Shark!
When we last left Reggae Shark they threw him a parade
For bring peace to Kingston Town
Horray!
Him got the taste of fame and then he swam off to LA
And now Jamaica wears a frown
[chorus: Turltlemon, Jamaican People]
And all the children cry
Reggae Shark!
Can’t believe ya left
You break our hearts
Ya showed us no respect
[Verse 2: Sea horses, Reggae Shark, Turtlemon]
He got himself an agent and an entourage
Produced a hit single for Nicki Minaj
He made a couple movies and he's on T.V
And now he only smokes that dat prescription weed
Yeah mon, me take 400 pounds of dat purple brain pillow
Got his own reality show
Meanwhile back home
There's Barracudas abusin’ the coast, oh no
Reggae Shark's new movie received terrible reviews
They said "Reggae Shark has jumped himself"
Him got so depressed he went and drank a whole booze cruise
Caught his reflection and thought "what's become of you?"
He barfed and out swam the Jellywitch
And thought "hey that's my old nemesis!"
She said "I've been in here the whole time, controlling your tiny great white mind!"
Him slipped past the witch and swam back home, sayin' "hey Barracudas leave da humans alone"
They said "nope" so he smoked herb for an hour
Which gave him super munchie power
Munchie Power! Munchie Power!
He told the Barracudas the party was through, ate them all and had Funyuns too
Horray!
[Chorus: Turtlemon, Jamaican people]
Reggae Shark!
This is our favorite song
Reggae Shark
Reggae Shark!
Well never part
Twas the Jelly Witch all along
Reggae Shark
Reggae Shark!
[Outro: Diver, Jelly Witch, Reggae Shark]
Where is that Jelly Bitch?
Jelly Bitch!
She stole my car!
So long, pot heads!
I'll be back Reggae Shark, when you least expect it
Okay well, mon will be expecting it because you said that
You know I and I should not be surprised
You know what I mean, its just an expression
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