[Intro]
Let's kick it, posse in effect
Word to your mother
Haha, I just made the phrase up, homeboy

[Verse 1]
I used to be dope fresh chillin'
My threads were super fly
But I've been stone-cold illin'
Since my booty well went dry
Girl, your beauty is futuristic
Like 1993
But your booty must be sadistic
Because it's torturing me
Every night I spray my wrists
I buy you diamonds and K-Swiss
I'm so sick of getting dissed
By these chicken-head skeezers
I would never tried to front
Just to get inside your car
Your heart so cold, your booty's so hot
What your man got that I ain't got?

[Chorus]
Booty jam (say what?)
He can do the booty jam (huh?)
And if you wanna be my man (I do, it's true)
You got to learn to do the
Booty jam
Sweeping across the land
Even bigger than Ms. Pac-Man (no)
I'll sell my soul to learn it
[Verse 2]
Excuse me, friend, do you know who I am?
Well, I'm the man who is gonna teach you how to booty jam
Step one, take you buns and stick 'em way out
Wave 'em in the breeze like you're airing 'em out
Step two, get you a partner and stand back-to-back
Count to three and let the booties attack
Now this jam ain't for the faint of heart
You get disqualified if you let out a fart
I know what you're thinking and you might be right
You think the booty jam sounds like a booty fight
But the BJ is all about peace and love
Say yes to the jam and no to drugs

[Bridge]
I was once like you, now the ladies are jocking me
Got a master's degree in bootyology
I know you probably thought the booty jam was about sex
Nope, but if you do it right that's what'll happen next

[Chorus]
Booty jam (am I doing it right?)
Booty jam (you can do it all night)
Doing the booty jam
You got it, you got it
Girl, there's nothing to it
[Verse 3]
Do the booty jam, do the booty jam
Everyone's a fan of the booty jam
Excuse me ma'am, I'm your maintenance man
And if your booty needs a-tunin' then here I am
Too much booty in my face
Violating my work space
Everyday I'm getting chased
By these chicken-head skeezers
I know that I'm truly blessed
But I just need a booty rest
I think I preferred being a nerd
The booty jam is a booty curse

[Bridge]
Now we're at the end of this morality tale
About what happens when your hunkering for an abundance of tail
So remember to be careful of what you wish for
Don't sue me when the booty starts breakin' down your door

[Chorus]
Booty jam (we out)
See you in hell, sucka MCs
Booty jam
Not to be confused with "Do the Bartman"
Booty jam