[Verse 1]
I always have a blank look on my face
Like those twins in that hallway in The Shining (come play with us)
I'm not allowed to move my lips
Cus my singing face is really homely

[Pre-Chorus]
And every song is like
Baa, baa black sheep, bingo was his name-o
Let it snow, somewhere over the rainbow
Was that wrong? I've only heard of those four songs
Me and my friends are all
Coupons, ramen
Holdin' up the dollar store
2 buck chuck and ballin' on a dirty floor
We don't care; we aren't caught up in your love of chairs

[Chorus]
And we're covered in boils (boils)
We get in fights in slo-mo
My TV only picks up snow
But it's our favorite TV show
Can I borrow your ruler? (Ruler)
Your pencils and your lunch money
And maybe your glue (your glue, your glue, your glue)
No, aren't you on MTV?
(No, that's a different Lorde altogether
I'm really poor
Can't even afford Deck Sealant)
[Verse 2]
My friends and I, we're kind of gross
We punch each other in the face cus it's funny
We like to steal a hobo's clothes
And pretend we're him
And beg people for money

[Pre-Chorus]
And everybody's like
"Oh, that's sad, here, have a couple dollars
Can I take you to a homeless shelter?"
We need cash; we're raising money for our b-ball team
And then we spend it on
Handbags, lattes
Sweaters for my beagle
Fast Five posters signed by Vin Diesel
I don't care; about anything but my hair

[Chorus]
And I'm really just spoiled (spoiled)
Trying to keep some indie cred
Showing shots of dirty beds
While I'm hangin' with Jay-Zed
I'm making mad royalties (royalties)
Cus this song is number one
I'm friends with Ja Rule (Ja Rule, Ja Rule, Ja Rule)
And you thought that I was deep