The Key of Awesome
Official Lyric Video
[Verse 1]
Cr-cr-cr-cra-cran-crank it up
This song's a number one hit
There is a video for it
But it ain't finished yet
We had delays
The set was damaged by rain
The crew got food poisoning
And Michael Bay was a pain
[Bridge]
Gonna have some jets flying by
Writing YOLO is the sky (YOLO)
And a cameo from Kevin Hart (I'm in everything!)
You know your eyes will pop
When this masterpiece drops
It'll be a musical Avatar
[Chorus]
But this is not the video
No, no, it's just the lyric video
Prepare to have your mind balls blown
Braingasm, when you see the actual video
[Verse 2]
We in da club
There's a shorty over here
I really wish you could see her
But only words will appear
Hey editor (yeah, you)
You misspelled that last word
I don't accept sloppy work
Now you're just being a jerk
[Interlude - Spoken]
Hey, ey - what? Cut it out!
I'm not saying any of those things
That's=that's Spanish
Can we get back to the song?
I'm sorry, I'll give you a raise
[Verse 3]
Don't think one confused
There's a fan version out there too
And that's illegal
So don't give it views
This one was made by me
Or my editor actually
There. I gave you credit
Now are you happy?
[Chorus]
It's the official video
Or rather, the official lyric video
[Verse 4]
The real video's gonna be mad cool
Naked chicks and Hennessy up in the pool
Choreography, cinematography
Instead of just kinetic typography
This is probably not the video you want
But we have access to unlimited fonts
We got: Cambria; Helvetica
Avenir Next Condensed Medium
Papyrus and Lucida Grande
Comic Sans is my jam
Uh oh, guys, I think my editor quit
I just said Comic Sans and he got pissed
[Verse 5]
Whatever dude, I can do it myself
I'm an editor too, I don't need your help
Everybody at home now follow me
Here's a dance we can do on the computer keys
Type f, f, f
Type u, u, u
Type n, n, n
That's was fffuuunnn
Control C, Control V
Copy and paste, it's so easy
Put your fingers in the air like you just don't care
Then bring them down hard on Command R
[Outro]
This is not the actual video
In fact it's not even the song