The Key of Awesome
Another Summer Jam
[Intro]
Impossible high note

[Chorus]
It's another summer jam
Todd and Mark are back again
Gettin' fun suggestions from the people on the street, yeah
Gotta watch those guinea pigs
And make sure they don't die
Cuz if I don't I probably won't get paid my thirty-five

[Verse 1]
I think it's a stupid song
But the beat is so nice (so nice)
And it's gonna make you wanna bailar mucho, all night
Toda la noche
Travel 'round the world with unlimited girls
I hate to sweat but I like the heat
Gotta give big ups to my Wal-Mart peeps
When's the DJ gonna drop that beat?
One-two three

[Chorus]
It's another summer jam
Gonna have a camp romance
With some rhubarb and some fresh raspberries (sweet as!)
Take a break from academics
Because summer's about friendships
So let's kick back and eat some ice creams (and August tomatoes)
[Verse 2]
We could kick it with Ellen DeGeneres
Cuz I feel like she'd wanna be friends with us
Or maybe James Franco
No, Beyoncé's the best
I could chill with her and Jay and sell some of her sweat
Well, I hope my husband doesn't get too butthurt when I go get sunburnt with Brantley Gilbert
I can't rap even though I'm half black
Wait I take that back, it's more correct to say I can half rap

[Bridge]
Gonna fly to England, cuz it's just like Italy
Wanna jump out of a plane and bungee jump into the sea
B-W-O-V is an abbreviation
It's just a clever way to say
"Because we're on vacation"

[Pre-Chorus]
Why you drunk before noon? (BWOV!)
Why you ridin' that sea wolf? (BWOV!)
Beyoncé sweat (BWOV!)
Why are my guinea pigs dead?

[Chorus]
So get off your butt and dance
In your salmon-colored pants
It's the anthem for 2014
Got no time for summer flings
Cuz I'm doing my own thing
Paddle-boardin' with my pal Brantley G (that's me!)
Alex out