[Intro]
This is a pirate transmission from The Key of Awesome

[Verse 1]
All you, all you gullible pre-teens
You'll buy any crap
If it involves me
This song is on the charts and I can barely sing
I won an Oscar, give me a Grammy

[Verse 2]
Are you, are you looking at the screen?
They made four movies
You just needed three
They Peter Jackson-ed it and stretched it out, cha-ching
Cus young adults run the economy

[Verse 3]
We ripped you off, we work behind the scenes
You wanted more Katniss
We want your money
Just like the Capitol, now that's some irony
Now let's repackage this track with a beat

[Verse 4]
Do you, do you have a lozenge for me?
My voice is so hoarse
I'm really struggling
Could someone tag me out or bring me some hot tea?
Cus I've never sung professionally
[Verse 5]
I'm Lorde, I'm bored and I also can't sing
But my producer fixes it for me (achoo!)
I'm a role model because I'm not trashy
I may sound drunk but I have dignity

[Verse 6]
We are the last hope for humanity
We both are talented
Marginally
Compared to Kardashians, Miley and Nicki
We're the closest things that you could call classy

[Verse 7]
Yes, you and you are family friendly
You don't show your ass
Not intentionally
I curse and fart a lot and sometimes on TV
But we're J-Lorde, the hero Gotham needs

[Interlude]
This is a pirate transmission from North Korea

[Verse 8]
I'm Un, I ruined, your stoner comedy
Now I'll do the same to Hunger Games Part Three (and a half)
And did you know President Snow is my homey?
We're going to kill your movie industry
[Outro]
Except for the Kevin Hart movies, those are the best
Kim-Jong out
Back to work!