[Intro: Todd Womack]
Yo, back in the day, y'know, only my rich friend's parents had a cellphone
Tss, times have changed, now everybody be looking at their phone

[Verse 1: Todd Womack]
Now we all be like "I gotta look at my phone"
It's the most important thing I think I ever have owned
Somebody could fall over, yo, this dude is dyin'
And you'd be like: "shh, I'm in the middle of Facetiming"
Sometimes I sit and wonder "are we really better off?"
All obsessed with the light like a motherfucking moth
But then my phones goes ding 'cause I'm all late for job
I step into the world and get one look at the mob
Then I pull out my phone 'cause everything looks hella boring
Check in with Clash of Clans, my clan is hella warring
Looking, reading, posting, tweeting, writing, searching, jamming
Yelping, laughing, flirting, shopping, playing, mapping, gramming

[Chorus: Todd Womack]
Stare into the screen (look at your phone!)
It's everything you need (look at your phone!)
So much better than a friend (look at your phone!)
He's calling you again (look at your phone!)

[Interlude: Todd Womack]
Haha, not like that kinda calling
Nobody uses their phone for talking
What you think, it's 1983?
[Verse 2: Todd Womack]
I love to use it most when I be taking elevators
Got no love for talks or looks and shakes or even "smell you laters"
Because what did looking up at stuff ever do for me?
I'd rather spend my time paying with the TouchID
And it's only inconvenient when you gotta use two hands
Luckily for me they make 'em so they understand commands
I'd really like to sew my phone directly to face
And be part of some future shit galactic super smartphone race
But my doctor didn't focus when I told him my idea
'Cause I think he was too busy buying curtains from IKEA
Now it ain't my game to call him out and be some sort of hater
Yo, I didn't even know he left until he tweeted "later"

[Chorus: Todd Womack]
How do I get home? (Look at your phone!)
There's a guy that I know! (Look at your phone!)
Is it raining in Reno? (Look at your phone!)
Who is Sonny Bono? (Look at your phone!)

[Verse 3: Todd Womack]
I gotta get away from all these things that aren't my phone
So I started walking faster, destinations left unknown
Turns out you can survive without a home or clothes or bed
But bring a battery just so your phone is never left for dead
But then my phone ran out of things to show me and I cursed
So I asked it: "what's the biggest secret of the universe?"
It showed me windows into space and time you can't imagine
And let me slip inside it's world, oh shit, did that just happen?
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm finally in the Matrix
As my phones begins distilling life and meaning into basics
This could fix the heavy global problems that exist
But it looks like irony is gonna make me fall off a cliff
[Chorus]
(Look at your phone!)
Siri, I need help (look at your phone!)
"Searching the web for kelp" (look at your phone!)
No! Help, not kelp (look at your phone!)
"I'm not sure I understand"