[Intro: Mark Douglas and Todd Womack]
It's time for another experiment in the Key of Awesome lab
Where we take melodies and jokes and shit and throw 'em on the slab
When making the perfect 100th song, there's a hundred million ways you could go wrong
Let's just take all our hits that already exist and mash 'em up like a Buzzfeed list
Take the pipes of Adele and Bieber's hair
Iggy Azalea's derrière
A drop of Ke$ha vomit and Batman's cape
A pinch of Jesse Pinkman (bitch), a dash of Snape (Potter)
A little Dalé vodka and the guy from Saw (hey guys)
Katy Perry's cherry and whip cream bra
A bucket of One Direction tears
And we haven't even gotten to Britney Spears

[Chorus]
Key of Awesome one hundred
Nothing rhymes with one hundred
Key of Awesome one hundred
It's a Barely Production (not a rhyme)
Key of Awesome one hunderd
Spock, Rihanna and Mumford (that's cheating)
Watch this epic creation
While we take a vacation

[Verse 1]
It's my money, I can go phbt-bt-bt, Kim-Jong style
It's my career, c-c-call the fire department and tell 'em
Yo, I got a big ol' gut, bee-bee-bee-bee-bee, p-p-p-pa
You know that you can bet your butt
I ain't a nutcracker but I do bust nuts
Here we go again, here we go (go), here we go (go)
That really hurts, ow, ow (quack, quack)
Now let's do some "heys" and "hoes"
Ho, hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, oooh, oooh
Heys and hoes, ho, hey, ho, hey, I'm very frio
Dalé, you'll wake up at night screaming, I am the one who knocks
(Brazil!) Jack-jack-jack-jack-jack-jack-jack
(Portugal!) Jack-jack-jack-jack-jack-jack-hammer
(Amsterdam!) New Jersey Shore
It's pretty much a list of all my shawties
N-n-n-now ladies, yeah? Oh
Stay right there in that dive, Louganis
N-n-n-now ladies, yeah?
B-b-b-b-bet that place smells like ass, anus
Anus, anus, gross, anus, an-gross, a-gr, a-gr-a-gr-a-gr
Let me start if off with a stone-cold fact
Look-look-look at your phone
Then you're gonna get smacked
Get-get-get-get-get smacked
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a DJ
Do you, do you, have a donut for me?
Me and my friends are all, I'm gonna pet some cats
And I got snausages in my pocket
And we're covered in, vomit up in my hair (hair)
But I'm way to sick to care (care)
Who's this dude looking at me? He looks just like me
(Reggae Shark) Reggae Shark is real
I can do the whispering for you
I'm an anime carto-o-o-oon
Call me insane but I consider us friends
I brought the DVD so we can booty jam again
Oooh, do the plinky (what!), do-do the plinky (what!)
No-one else knows how to do the plinky noise
Anastasia, she gives me lovin' in 3D
Hey Mark, stop tryin' to sing like me
I'll never stop talking shite about you (who?)
Now let's do the nah-nah part
This is the part where we nah-nah-nah-nah (dammit!)
Every hit song needs a nah-nah-nah-nah
I make this dumb face (meow!), derp
I got zero shame
You know I'm all about that bass, bout that bass
It starts with screaming, don't end up obese, that creates
OMGing, have a piece of cake, that's OK
Followed by weeping, and that was how I made bout dat bass
Get off, get off, get off of my case
That is way too graphic, I'm going to faint
Waa, I like to play Candy Crush, do it
The Key of Awesome
[Outro: Mark Douglas and Todd Womack]
Now Todd will owe me two dollars
If he's a true man of honor
He said there'd be no one hunderd (hunderd)
And that was his fatal blunder
Key of Awesome one hundred
Let's go double or nothin' (no!)
Let's do another one hundred
Another season's been funded (yeah!)