[Intro: Tatiana Owens as Dinah]
Sex, sandy beach sex
Because subtlety's dead
And we got to make bread
It's what's in your head

[Verse 1: Mark Douglas as Fetty Wap]
This is my favorite beach jetty
I just take a seat
And get a dance for free
I wanna make some little Fettys
With every one of you
In the Boob Lagoon
I'm not rappin' or singin'
This is the sound of me strainin'
I just take a poo
And it's autotuned
And my manager pays me, why?

[Verse 2: Cara Samantha as Ally]
I like to go to the beach in full make up
Help me, I've fallen and don't want to get up
I am a floppy sex fish, try to catch mе (flop, flop)
Rubbing your butt on the sand makes it rashy (eww)

[Pre-Chorus: Tatiana Owens as Lauren]
I wanna feel my hair, feel my hair, it's my onе move
I don't know what to do with my hands
[Chorus: Tatiana Owens as Dinah & Tatiana Owens as Normani]
Chicks don't act like this
Cause this doesn't exist
Go make love to your fist
That's as close as you'll get
Unless you've got some cash
You play football or rap
Then you might have a chance
But don't hold your breath

[Verse 3: Cara Samantha as Camila]
When we get sandy you all want to bone us, why?
I'm starting to feel like a cinnamon donut, itchy
I'm the winner of the touch myself contest, ooh-ooo-oh-oh
This doesn't feel sexy if I'm being honest
(I somehow got a rock in my butt)

[Pre-Chorus: Tatiana Owens as Lauren]
I gotta flip my hair or something scary will happen
Hey, don't steal my move, just squeeze your boobs

[Chorus: Tatiana Owens as Dinah, Tatiana Owens as Normani & Cara Samantha as Camila]
Flip, time to hair flip
'Cause it's kind of our thing (it's my thing!)
Hey, let's talk to these gents
And fuck with their heads
Men, we'd be impressed
If you'd dive off these cliffs
It's low tide, wait a sec
Those guys are all dead
[Verse 4: Mark Douglas as Fetty Wap]
Time out for product placement
It's another app about datin'
Ain't gonna pay us until we use close-ups
That's not close enough, a little closer
And that was cold what you did to those dummies
They were models for Abercrombie
And now all their heads are shaped funny
Holy crap, they're coming back as sea zombies
(Oh! He ate my other eye!)

[Pre-Chorus: Tatiana Owens as Lauren]
I wanna feel your un-, feel your undead body
Baby, even though your skin is cold, you're a hottie

[Chorus: Zombie Models and Tatiana Owens as Dinah]
Flesh, we crave human flesh
These guys are undead
But they are still all ripped
Let's have zombie flex

[Outro: Mark Douglas as Fetty Wap]
I can't see where I am goin'
What number do you call for 911?