[Intro]
(Paid, paid, paid)

[Verse 1]
Paid too much money for the last vid
So this is just me dancin' (Just dancin')
Sped up like Charlie Chaplin
We got squiggles like John Madden (Bruno!)
I can even make a chalk drawing sexy
I'm a knight and shining booty slayer, was that line sketchy?
And down your mountains I will slalom (Boobies!)
Now we straight Bob Rossin' (Clouds)
Happy trees we're splotchin' (Trees!)
Who is that booty callin'?
Now we are truly ballin'
No, not that kind of bawlin'
Julio, what are you drawin'?
Your artistic skills have fallen down

[Pre-Chorus]
Jump cut the dancin' so I don't have to memorize it
Come to planet Mars, you can help me colonize it
So much freakin' talent, you don't care at all
That I'm dressed up like Beetlejuice

[Chorus]
Whether you're black, green or white
Snowflake or from the far Reich
The only artist you all like, everyone likes
Grandmas and dogs and little tykes say "Bruno's tight!"
Whether James Brown, Prince or Mike (Hee-hee!)
I'm the world's best soundalike
Only had access to three lights, but this looks nice
Draw something that gives me more height, that's about right
[Verse 2]
I got them fans in every demo (Damn)
Who hates me that you know? (No one)
Mars always gets yesses (Si)
Why would I get a Bru-no? Are you loco?
I'll play every Super Bowl until I'm 63
I'm played at weddings of every ethnicity
Here's to shady ladies (Clever)
So many lines it's crazy (Look out!)
If they were on a mirror, you'd think it was the eighties
Drawin' me (Drawin' you)
Is that me? (You times three)
Can we erase? (Let us stay!)
You're too creepy, bye bye (No!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Julio, why did I make you my animator?
Wouldn't put these pics on my refrigerator
Julio, stop drawin' all this grey poop on me
After this, I'm firing you

[Chorus]
Let me groove on this white cyc
Don't put my head in a vice
My lyrics are a little trite, but I'm the shite
Julio just drew some crab lice and, yes, they bite
J-Man, I'm sorry, alright?
Let's just be friends again, psyche!
I'm the one that everyone likes, you, no one likes
I just made sweet love to your wife, your now ex-wife
[Bridge]
And now it's "get emotional" time
In the rain singin', makin' pained faces
It's like that part in Shawshank Redemption after Andy climbs
Climbs through that shit pipe
Wait a second, the water is risin'
Don't let me down in YouTube
One last favor, draw me a lifesaver
Not the breath mint, dude!

[Chorus]
Someone gave me the Heimlich
Thanks Julio, you're alright
I never knew she was your wife, don't draw a knife
I know you have a very rich, interior life
Let's spend some quality time
A Bruno and Julio night
But first these shoes need to be shined, make 'em look nice
Put down that eraser, don't wipe, don't make me white (Noo!)