[Intro (Spoken): Mark Douglas as Brian Johnson]
This my musical review of Iron Man 2

[Verse 1: Mark Douglas as Brian Johnson]
Mickey Rourke plays a Russian dude
He's got electric whips and a bad attitude
I'm really happy that Mickey made a huge comeback
But you gotta admit he's kinda tough to look at
(Ew, what's up with his lips?)
I'm not sure why he's hatin' on Tony Stark
I was getting popcorn when they explained that part
Morgan Freeman really phones his performance in
Oops, sorry, my bad, that was Samuel Jackson
(Is this Avengers movie really gonna happen?)

[Chorus: Mark Douglas as Brian Johnson]
Iron Man 2, Iron Man 2
Not as good as part 1
But it was still pretty fun
Iron Man 2 is like Chinese food
I liked it at the time then it just slipped my mind
(But Robert Downey gave a winning performance
Imagine if they had hired like Ben Affleck or Colin Farrell
Oww, that woulda sucked)

[Verse 2: Mark Douglas as Brian Johnson & Mark Douglas as Angus Young]
I took my kids to the movies to see Shrek 4
Thank god that they're not makin' any more
I'm sick of Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy
Once upon a time they were both funny
Their jokes fall flat even in 3-D
Shrek is abusive to his kids and wife
From there it rips off "It's a Wonderful Life"
They ran it into the ground and sucked out the fun
Antonio Banderas is the only slightly funny one
(And that's just sad)
[Chorus: Mark Douglas as Brian Johnson]
"Shrek: The Final Chapter" is one big disaster
It was more of the same
My kids thought it was lame
"Shrek Forever After" produces no laughter
And, c'mon man, that's the voice of Fat Bastard
(And the dad from "So I Married an Axe Murderer"
We get it Mike Myers, you can do a Scottish accent)

[Verse 3: Mark Douglas as Brian Johnson]
I can't wait to see Sex and the City 2
With hilarious jokes about bags and shoes
Let's camp out at the theater and drink cosmos
I hope there's a montage where they try on clothes
(With maybe a Madonna song underneath it, like Cherish)
It's just like porn when I watch them shoppin'
They're hitting their 50s and still bar hoppin'
Reviews are calling it a pile of poo
Oh wait, Mickey Rourke in this movie too?
(Oh sorry, my mistake, that's just Kim Catrall)