[Intro]
That guy sure was grumpy
But no one can touch me
As long as I'm swaggy
[Verse 1:]
Whatever that means
Your daddy told me that he'd murder me
But I'm sure he was bluffing
That fool don't know me
I do Pilates and Karate's
And he's fat and disgusting
I'm hot shit, I'm way cool
I'm the toughest dude in my homeschool
And also I have ten bodyguards, yeah
[Pre-Chorus:]
No one can touch me
I'm freaking Bruce Lee
I punched a Nazi right in the throat
Your daddy is whiney
His wiener is tiny
Is he right behind me?
That was a joke
[Chorus:]
Could you please le-e-e-e-еt go of my nuts?
Someone call the-thе-the-the-the-the ni-i-i-i-i-i-ine one one
This sucks
- Wait. How many nines was that?
[Verse 2:]
- It's just a flesh wound
He's drivin' on my head but I'm just playin' possum
There goes my front tooth
When he stops kicking me, I got him right where I want him
Come back here, we ain't done
That's just my arm. I got another one
This shit just got real
[Pre-Chorus 2:]
He folded my legs back
Ripped off my nutsack
Stuck me with thumbtacks
He must be mad
Pushed me off the roof
Beat me with phone books
How does my face look?
- It's not that bad
[Chorus 2:]
- No, not the-the-the-the-the ja-a-a-a-a-ackhammer
Owie
[Hook:]
- I don't if you know this but
Yo ass looks pretty torn up
That old man from Kill Bill needs to take a chill pill
I don't know happened son
You said you knew karate
But Mr. Blond just came along in the middle of the song
He chopped off your whole body
- That ain't rappin'. This is rappin'
Do the Booty Jam
Do the Booty Jam
Everyone's a fan of the Booty Jam
You're telling me you never heard this?
[Pre-Chorus 3:]
- Calling Beliebers... it's Justin Bieber
Put me in the freezer to preserve my head
- We'll resurrect him
We can perfect him
We'll reanimate back from the Dead
Now you must ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ise
Shawty
Join the Dark si-i-i-i-i-ide
- Swaggy
- Justin, can you hear me?
- That name no longer has any meaning for me
My name is Darth Bieber