[Intro]
Here we go again
Here we go, yo
Here we go, yo
Ow, ow, that really hurts
Ow, ow, seriously, stop that hurts, ah

[Verse 1]
Jocks love high school but, for me, it's a prison
Do you always have to hassle me right while I'm whizzin'?
Yeah, I know you're burly and I know I'm girly
But could we go a day without me gettin' a swirly?
I'm not gonna whine or pull a Columbine
But the gloves are coming off when I see you online
Yeah, sure in real life you can knock me on my face
But this shit is going down in cyberspace

[Chorus]
You better watch out in cyberspace
Gonna disappear and never leave a trace
Gonna f' your ass up in cyberspace
I make my own rules in my virtual place

[Verse 2]
I'm a word processor, you're a carbon copy
I've got a hard drive and your diskette is floppy
Wow, check out those vectors, I'd like to inspect her
Yeah, fat chance Mr. Pocket Protector
I know all the shortcuts and all the hot keys
You're Commodore 64, I'm PowerPC
So head on home so you can beat your meat
Wait, reboot, control, alt, delete
This neuromance makes my motherboard hot
I'll slam some new RAM in her expansion slot
Digital refinery, her digits are binary
She said "let's make out", I said "God, finally"
Stand back son, don't strut the professor
From the looks of this girl, I need a surge suppressor
This dominatrix'll array my pixels
Finally someone's gonna touch my dick-sel
While you're begging chicks to come back to your place
I'll be having virtual intercourse in cyberspace
[Chorus]
Cock-blocking your pal in cyberspace
I'm gonna kick your ass, albeit virtually
It's every man for himself in cyberspace
I'm stuck in this suit and I have to pee

[Verse 3]
In cyberspace, she called me her hero
But back in real life, she's only ones and zeros
My computer is busted and I'm stuck in this place
And I want to go back to cyberspace

[Outro]
Wish to go back to cyberspace
Maybe they should try talking to real girls
Instead of inventing these virtual worlds