[Intro]
We're serving up fresh beats
For breakfast, lunch and dinner
Eat some of our beats
They'll keep you warm all winter
We're eating up them beats and going nom-nom-nom
I'm putting them in my tummy because they're yum, yum, yum

[Everyone sings a different hook]

[Verse 1: Mark Douglas as will.i.am]
Alright, stop!
This is getting out of hand
There's too many people in this band
It's time for some band interviews
I have to fire some of you

[Verse 2: Mark Douglas as Taboo & Mark Douglas as will.i.am]
My name's Taboo, I'm the weird Mexican
I don't recall ever letting you in
Walk me through your average day and list the instruments that you play
I play no instruments per se but I drop the beat and then say "hey"
When you say you drop the beat, do you mean you drop it literally?
Uh, nah, that's the DJs job, I drop it figuratively
I also pace around the stage and strike a menacing pose
On Saturdays I do the shopping and wash the band's clothes
[Verse 3: apl.de.ap and Mark Douglas as will.i.am]
OK, apl.de.ap, what the hell do you do?
Well, I'm the other black guy, you know, the one that who's not you
I bring the heat and I drop the beat
When you say something, I just repeat
Like: (what?), what?
(Huh?), huh?
(Stop it!), stop it!
(Ahh!), ahh!
Then I make noises like "ping, pow, zap", haha
Apl.de.ap? More like apl.de.crap

[Bridge: Anastasia Douglas as Fergie & Mark Douglas as will.i.am]
Fergilicious in the building, say what
Fergilici-
Sit your ass down and shut up
Now, apart from your looks, what do you bring to the table?
When it comes to writing hooks, you'll find that I am quite able

[Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Fergie]
Don't stop believin' (don't stop, don't stop)
'Cause they're dancing on the ceiling

[Verse 4: Anastasia Douglas as Fergie & Mark Douglas as will.i.am]
Have you had plastic surgery?
No, my lips got stung by bumblebees
Did you just have an accident?
No, that's just some yellow sweat
[Verse 5: Mark Douglas as will.i.am]
Alright, band meeting
OK, Fergie, you're fired 'cause you ripped off Journey
Apl-de-app, it's time to press Apple+Z
Taboo, you can stay but you can't sing anymore
I need someone to mop Fergie's pee off the floor (yes!)

[Verse 2: Mark Douglas as Taboo & Mark Douglas as will.i.am]
Don't stop believin' (don't sing, just mop)
'Cause they're dancing on the ceiling (what?) (nothing)