On the first day of Miley, Thor's brother took from me
A big ass engagement ring
On the second day of Miley, I gave my fans a treat
Two cameltoes
And a pornographic selfie
On the third day of Miley, my agent gave to me
Three black friends
Two cameltoes
And I smoked a joint on TV
On the fourth day of Miley, Lord Jesus gave to me
Four foam fingers
Three black friends
Two cameltoes
And a Robin dry humping me
On the fifth day of Miley, some house guests gave to me
Five STDs
Four foam fingers
Three black friends
Two cameltoes
And I twerked on a Christmas tree
- Miley, you wanna wrap that up?
- Shut up, daddy. I got like 50 more verses
- I'm trying to get some sleep
- Chillax, daddy. It's like two thirty in the afternoon
- Don't make me give you an achey-breakey face
- On the sixth day of Miley, the devil gave to me
Six daddies leaching...
What a douche!!
- Hey. Shut your stupid trap
- You shut yours
You ain't the boss of me
You're a redneck deadbeat daddy
Okay, daddy, I'mma wrap this up because I have to piss like a racehorse and I'm starting to tweek a little bit
Is it just me or is the heat turn up in here?
Alright, let's go from twelve
On the twelfth day of Miley, I owned 2013
With twelve twerkers twerking
Eleven tongues a licking
Ten haters hating
Nine wrecking ball rides
Eight molly seizures
Seven crying closeups....
- Please give me some money
- Five STDs
Four foam fingers
Three black friends
Two cameltoes
- and a complete lack of decency
And that's why Thor's brother broke up with her
- Shut up, daddy, don't make me take away your allowance
- You're only famous cause of me
- Bullcrap
- Give me that money, you little cricket