(verse 1: Mr Candy)
Sanjay and Craig Vs. D.I.N.K.;
Ro-bot man is not okay -
The cars will be destroyed for the rest of the day
A robot man can say u can't even say;
Watch and learn so u have to stay -
Decapitate em til the face fades away -
I like to concentrate on my computer all day;
Don't u say it or ya skin will be flayed;
Anyway u were too born to slay -
If u ever disobey I'll make ya mind spray -
My neck and my hands could sway
Do they like my music; don't they? -
If u don't wanna get lost in space don't talk to me that way;
I'll bite your arm like in the movie named Child's Play
Ya dead face will be displayed;
Next time it's gonna be the last day;
Check ya teeth and your broken arm in x-ray -
I don't need any useless fools anyway

(verse 2: Werewolf)
U must do as we say;
Cannibalized n eaten by a bird of prey -
I'll use the switchblade to kill if u disobey -
Invade their houses to kill people every day;
Aren't u afraid of judgement day? -
In a horrible way the things will make ya teeth decay
Shaping the barricade to vertebrae;
If u gonna blame me I will make u pay -
U guys are too weird and now gay -
The whirlpool drains all out of your games -
It starts to decay when u feel the pain -
I dare u to eat the clay covered brains;
Never be the same 'cuz you guys are lame -
Eradicate my brain; that's insane
You should be ashamed of yourself when you became;
Blow out ya veins 'cuz it's time for blood rain;
Look at my blade that was covered in bloodstain;
Join in our crusade and then you pray
(Verse 3: MadCat)
Summon the dark lord to give me a sword; Make you throw up blood at my chopping board Cerebral warlord they will become the evil horde; I'm the overlord I want to be in a psych ward; Get eaten and cannibalized by the wild boar; It starts to fall off when I break ya spinal cord - U got the cold sore of ya vocal cord I'm cursed forever more than I verbally swore; Dinosaur herbivore carnivore gore - She's lying dead on the floor when murdered at the door Do u know what happens if u break the law?; Cut ya hands off with a circular blade saw

(verse 4: Doorclosing)
The decapitated heads are sold and delivered -
Their veins grow cold when the venom got slithered -
It looks like the roses when their brains got withered
I'm a gore lizard so I can eat ya gizzard -
Their brains sucked out by the alien wizard -
A demon god will bless ya bum blistered