There's some Biff in this house
There's some Biff in this house
There's some Biff in this house
There's some Biff in this house

I said certified freak
Seven days a week
If you're not wet as Biffy
Then your riffin game weak

Ah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
You're only dealing when you're wet as Biffy
Bring a bucket and a mop if you're wet as Biffy
Give me everything you've got to be wet as Biffy

Beat it up, if you catch a charge
Extra smart and extra sharp
Put this Biffy right in your face
Strike a pose like a credit card
Hop on top, i wanna fly
I'm like an eagle, i'm kind of wild
Look at my mouth, look at my smile
The water is wet, come take a dive

Rile me up like i'm surprised
Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Biff truck
Right in me tiny wee garage
Make me dream, make em scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, i don't clean
Let me tell you how to rock this thing

Follow me sing with me Biff down the side of me
Quick jump out before being what you got to be
I tell him where to put it never tell where I'm bout to be
I'll run down on him fore I have a Biffy run for me

Play your riff bite your lip
Ask for a car while you chase that Biff
You really ain't never gotta Biff him for a thing
He already made his mind up 'fore he came

Get your boots and your coat if your wet as Biffy
He bought a phone just for pictures to be wet as Biffy
Paid my tuition just to kiss me and be wet as Biffy
Now make it rain if you wanna be wet ass Biffy

[guitar solo]

Your honor I'm a freak Biff, tattoo, bearded
Switch my ring, make him feel like he cheatin
Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in
Never lost a fight but i'm lookin for a Biff
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat you
But in my bass, he's a Biffy eater
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make you Biff before i ever meat ya
If you don't riff, then you can't Biff
You can't hurt my feelings, cause i like this
If you quiz me, and ask who's sleaze
When i praise the biff, imma shout my name

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah your dealing when you're wet as Biffy
Bring a bucket and a mop if you're wet as Biffy
Give me everything you've got when your wet as Biffy
Now from the top make it drop to be wet as Biffy
Now get a bucket a mop if you're wet as biffy
I'm talking Wah wah wah wah, wet as Biffy
Macaroni in a pot, we are wet as Biffy

There's some Biff in this house
There's some Biff in this house
There's some Biff in this house
There's some Biff in this house
There's some Biff in this house (Biff)
There's some Biff in this house (Biff)
There's some Biff in this house (Biff)

But really it's more of a theater