[verse]
My uncle by the sea, he never knew me
But he brought coca-cola to my ancestors
The labrador retrieved a smile from the queen
Then peed on my shoes in front of the queen

[Chorus]
"Giggling queen, stop laughing at me
I’m humiliated. I’m a funny story."

[verse]
Military man from the eastern bloc
Can you be sensitive to make it good for both of us?
I am American. Just follow my voice
There’s a better land there’s reason to rejoice
Your eyes aren’t tracking mе and there’s no love in your voicе

[Chorus]
Giggling queen military man wronged me. Humiliate him