[Intro: Haf n' haf]
Ladies and gentlemen uhh, we have now reached a safe cruising altitude of 33 000 ft and I'm about to put this bitch in autopilot..

[Hook: Lashan (Haf n' haf)]
Let me float your boat, or fly your plane
From coast to coast, we can glide away
(When it comes to spittin' raps, I'm the captain and the pilot
Your ticket's first class when you travel with the finest)
Let me float your boat, or fly your plane
From coast to coast, we can glide away
(When it comes to spittin' raps, I'm the captain and the pilot
Your ticket's first class when you travel with the finest)

[Verse: Haf n' haf]
Right off the bat, this that Louisville Slugger rap
Not runnin' bases, I'm just playin' em like Thundercat
Some say he's under grass, but today I'm comin' back
So grab your blunts, crack em, fill em, light em, puff and ash...
Ketchum on the block, in the western Dot
Bet they send the cops whenever my pencil drops
Them instrumentals dense enough to make your temples rock
Them copycats caught carpal tunnel tryna stencil moi
Kisses to my hip hop mistress
Your presence is a blessing that top tips Christmas
I'm tryna spread your message but then kids not listenin'
No heads are getting wet when I drip drop wisdom, nah
See the youth are turning rotten and I'm losing all my patience
Real issues are forgotten when them Bruces turn to Caitlyns
The blues are truly lawless, they start shootin' not detaining
You focused on the causes, I'm hoping to make some changes
[Hook: Lashan (Haf n' haf)]
Let me float your boat, or fly your plane
From coast to coast, we can glide away
(When it comes to spittin' raps, I'm the captain and the pilot
Your ticket's first class when you travel with the finest)
Let me float your boat, or fly your plane
From coast to coast, we can glide away
(When it comes to spittin' raps, I'm the captain and the pilot
Your ticket's first class when you travel with the finest)

[Verse: Haf n' haf]
See I've been verbally paintin' pictures
With an herbal and cadence mixture
While conservin' the ancient wisdom of the OGs, oh jeeeez
Observing these basic spitters, oh I'm certain their taste is bitter
So I'm servin' their baby sisters a flow sweet, they sure need
Uh, an ever masterful bastard without a master's or bachelor's
Teachin' rappers and trappers, no sleep I'll nap in my casket
Mostly have class but I'm savage, lowkey I'm manic, seem placid
So deep I'm basically acid, codeine and cannabis shatter
Combined, won't catch em on Vine
Five seconds ain't acceptable to capture divine
Crafters of rhyme, I know it sounds pretentious
But my poetry has the potency of 420 conventions
And can hold many dimensions
That's that interstellar steez
Mayans call me "Haf", Greeks all call me "Heracles"
Wear lion manes as hats, most MCs don't compare to me
So when you're sick of trap, play my beats for therapy
[Hook: Lashan (Haf n' haf)]
Let me float your boat, or fly your plane
From coast to coast, we can glide away
(When it comes to spittin' raps, I'm the captain and the pilot
Your ticket's first class when you travel with the finest)
Let me float your boat, or fly your plane
From coast to coast, we can glide away
(When it comes to spittin' raps, I'm the captain and the pilot
Your ticket's first class when you travel with the finest)

[Outro: Haf n' haf]
Ladies and gentlemen, this Captain Haf and uh we will be touching down in Pearson International airport in uh 10 to 15 minutes so on behalf of myself and my crew here at uh Air Mandem, we'd like to thank you for taking bare flights with us OT. Ya dun noe