Well, we got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got high techs, we got bikers
And plenty of thirsty hitchhikers

And the girls next door
Dress up like movie stars
Mmm hmm, I love this bar

And we got divorcees and a big ole bouncer man
We got dancing girls, we got a damn good band
We got waitresses, yeah, we got bar flies
We got a dumb ass, we got a wise guy

And if we get too drunk
You can sleep out in your car
Uh huh, I sure love this bar

I love my bar, my kind of place
By just walking through that front door
It puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Uh huh, I love this bar

And I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my old lady (I like your girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
Take in a movie now and then
But I love my bar, it's my kind of place
We're just strolling around the dance floor
Keeps a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, so come as you are
Uh huh, I sure love this bar

'Cause we got red heads, we got deadheads
We got a bunch of juicers, some potheads
And we got Cabo, now we got Tahoe
Come on, baby, the whole world's gonna Wabo

And we all know just exactly who we are, don't we now?
Uh huh, I love this bar
Well, uh huh, I love this bar
Whoo, yes I do
Yeah, man, uh