I always heard that his herb was top shelf
Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself
Well don't knock it till you've tried it
And I've tried it my friend
I'll never smoke Weed with Willie again!

Now we learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around
The last words I spoke before they tucked me in
I may discount Bungee jump
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it begins
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

We hopped on his old bus the Honeysuckle Rose
The party was Huntsville, it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge, just me and him
I took one friendly puff and the grim creeper set in

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it begins
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
Now we're passing the guitar, we're telling good jokes
I can tell one's a coming because I'm smelling smoke
No I do not partake I just let it pass by
With a grin on my face and a great contact high

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it begins
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

In the fetal position with drool on my chin
We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again

[Songwriters: Toby Keith and Scotty Emerick]