[Verse]
I thought it would be dandy
If I bought that girl some candy
How was I supposed to know she was allergic to chocolate
I thought it would be fine
If we shared a glass of wine
She said, "Oh no, not another alcoholic"

[Chorus]
I don't understand my girlfriend
I haven't got a clue
I don't know where she's coming from
Or where she's going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don't understand my girlfriend
She don't understand me, too

[Bridge]
Yeah I thought I'd show some class
And order pheasant under glass
Hey how was I supposed to know she was an avid bird watcher

[Chorus]
I don't understand my girlfriend
I haven't got a clue
I don't know where she's coming from
Or where she's going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don't understand my girlfriend
She don't understand me, too
[Outro]
No she don't understand me too
No she don't understand me too