[Chorus]
Hey, what's up cuz?
Man, I got a two beer buzz
What say we take your truck so we don't get stuck?
No, we don't get stuck

[Verse 1]
I hear these bathing beauties
Wading in a fishing hole
I think it's bout time to catch one
Ain't takin' no fishin' pole (Mhm)

[Chorus]
Hey, what's up cuz?
Man, I got a three beer buzz
That's pretty good on Sunday
Now it's Monday, all day Monday

[Verse 2]
Uncle Doug made a jug or two
Of his famous homemade shine
Goes down so sweet and smooth
He calls it apple pie
Y'all want some apple pie?

[Instumental Break]
[Verse 3]
Pickin' in the parlor, pickin' on the porch
Pick a little finger, pick-pick a little more
Chicken and the crickets are singin' that tune
Old bullfrogs just poppin' that groove

[Chorus]
Hey, what's up cuz
Man, I got a four beer buzz
Get a little gettin' down
Stompin' around, stomp-stompin' around

[Verse 4]
And, somebody gotta feed that dog
Somebody gotta milk that cow (Hey)
Somebody gotta play this solo
How bout we play it now?
(Right now)

[Bridge]
I'm gonna drown my sorrow
With all my good time friends
And I'll wake up tomorrow
And do it all again

[Outro]
Hey, what's up cuz
Man, I got a two beer buzz
Hey, what's up cuz
Man, I got a two beer buzz
Hey, what's up cuz
Man, I got a two beer buzz