[Verse 1]
Well, I woke up in the mornin', heard the vacuum zoom
And I know that she was doin' my rug
Then she brings me tea and cookies in my own bedroom
Makes me feel so good, I start to get up, heh, heh

[Chorus 1]
Yeah, she's boilin' them eggs in the kitchen
(Ooh, tell me good)
Three minutes on the dot in the pan
Ain't nobody who can do it like Leslie can
Mmm-hmm

[Verse 2]
When she runs down to the box to fetch my mornin' mail
Turns a half-mile in two minutes flat
If the bill collector comes around, you'll hear him wail
'Cause she throws that cat right out on his hat

[Chorus 2]
And if I got a leak in my bathtub
(Ooh, tell me good)
She'll fix it like a plumber man
Ain't nobody who can do it like Leslie can
(Yeah) Hmm-hmm
[Verse 3]
If I'm feelin' down, she calls a doctor up
Orders remedy pills for my head
If I'm feelin' thin, she cooks until I am stuffed
And then I leave the table lookin' well-fed

[Chorus 3]
Whippin' up that good chocolate pudding
(Ooh, tell me good)
She always lets me lick the pan
Ain't nobody who can do it like Leslie can

[Outro]
(Leslie can, Leslie can)
She sure is a mean maid (Leslie can)
Makes a clean bed (Leslie can)
Washes a dirty pan (Leslie can)
Well! (Leslie can)
Look at that woman dust (Leslie can)
Ooh, she sure is a good maid (Leslie can)...