(This next one is your girlfriend's favorite song)

Hey babe, are you down for the D.P.?
Because it's looking like it's you and me
But I think your boyfriend wants some too

I tell you what I call the cornhole
That means I want to bang your bunghole
And your boyfriend can have your pussy to screw

No, I don't mind slapping nuts
As long as I've got the palm tree up your butt
And your boyfriend can feel me through the inside of you

(Cum on me babe, are you down?)
(Get down with the D.P, Down with the D.P.)

Hey babe are you down for the three P?
Because it looks like it's me and you and Steve
But I think my friend here wants some too

I tell you what [?] out of control
You can decide who gets what hole
But if you know me you know I'd really rather bang you where you poop

Now just relax, because you're about to be air tight
Just breathe through your nose and you'll be alright
And when we're all done, you'll get to swallow three loads of splooge
(Cum on me babe, are you down?)
(Get down with the 3.P, Down with the 3.P.)