[Verse 1: Tom MacDonald]
Women think they should be treated equal to men
Except when men aren't treated good, then they're fine being them
Feminism's definition to men is that we are evil
Why aren't women evil too? You said that we're equal
Y'all glorify strippers like, "You go girl gets your salary"
So if you objectify yourself, it's actually empowering?
Those are double standards, underhanded tricks of the trade
It's chivalry if he's cute, it's sexist if he is lame
Y'all keep saying that we generalize women, okay
You said that men are all pigs, like, "Is that not the same?"
Y'all so desperate to fight, you can't even see the hypocrisy
Women degrade the men and that's your kind of equality
Making Barbies with bodies unrealistic for ladies
That's not oppressive, have you seen how jacked up Batman is lately?
God made us different to complement both our weaknesses
I build houses, you make dinner, we're vaginas and penises

[Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
Let's talk about feminutz, feminutz
Please stop cutting your hair so short
You don't have any nuts, any nuts
You don't have any balls in your court
You're all angry and hateful and giving me labels
But it's not my fault I'm a dude
Stop acting unstable and blaming the males
'Cause maybe the problem is you
[Verse 2: MadChild]
No more Gucci, Channel, you gon' buy it yourself
So we're equal, you don't care about my fame or my wealth?
Great, you can pay for half the rent, you can pay for half the meals
And I'm not talking Happy Meals, no roses, no more daffodils
You want equality and don't need anyone's help
So at the club now, you can wait in line with everyone else
Now hold the door, open for me before we get in the car
Speaking of car, I need that 50 grand by tomorrow
Look, I can mow the front yard, you can mow the back yard
I'll paint half the house, you pain the other, it ain't that hard
Make your dinner by six, freshly cooked out the pan
When you ask how you look, I'll say you look like the man
And if you ask to be held, I'll just give you a pound
Don't forget your wallet when we both go out on the town
I just wanna make sure that you're a solid girl and stand up
If you wanna cry on my shoulder I'll tell you: "Man up"

[Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
Let's talk about feminutz, feminutz
Please stop cutting your hair so short
You don't have any nuts, any nuts
You don't have any balls in your court
You're all angry and hateful and giving me labels
But it's not my fault I'm a dude
Stop acting unstable and blaming the males
'Cause maybe the problem is you
[Bridge: Tom MacDonald]
Feminism fought for equal pay and the right to vote
Now it's different, y'all want masculinity out our homes
Women privilege, y'all won't stop until you hose-run the world
I ain't sexist 'cause it's wrong and being wrong is for girls

[Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
Let's talk about feminutz, feminutz
Please stop cutting your hair so short
You don't have any nuts, any nuts
You don't have any balls in your court
You're all angry and hateful and giving me labels
But it's not my fault I'm a dude
Stop acting unstable and blaming the males
'Cause maybe the problem is you
Let's talk about feminutz, feminutz
Please stop cutting your hair so short
You don't have any nuts, any nuts
You don't have any balls in your court
You're all angry and hateful and giving me labels
But it's not my fault I'm a dude
Stop acting unstable and blaming the males
'Cause maybe the problem is you