[Chorus]
Ain't nobody straight in L.A
It seems that everybody is gay

[Refrain]
Homosexuality is a part of society
I guess that they need some more variety
Freedom of expression is really the thing

[Verse]
La mayoría es AC / DC
Bisexuales es un grupo amoroso
Most everyone is AC/DC
Bisexuals on a loving spree

[Refrain]
Homosexuality is a part of society
Well, I guess that they need some more variety
Freedom of expression is really the thing

[Chorus]
Ain't nobody straight in L.A
(Ain't nobody in L.A. straight)
It seems that everybody is gay

"Hey, man, check that out."
Ain't nobody straight in L.A
It seems that everybody is gay
[Outro]
"Hey, man, let's ride out"
"Yeah c'mon, man!"
“I mean that's cool with me, uh, where we gon' go?”
"Hey, look, man, I know where a real hip place is on Sunset Boulevard and there's another place on La Cienega that's really…"
"Nah, nah, I know this bad place on Hollywood Boulevard"
"Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, Bill, that place you took me the other night ..."
"Yeah?"
"Hey, but wait a minute, man, that's a gay bar"
"Hey, man, ain't nothing but gay bars in Los Angeles"
"Yeah, Bill, that might be true though, but, uh ... you know some of the finest women are in the gay bar"
"Hey, but dig, Bob, how do you know they women?"
"Well ... uh ... hey, man, look, well, look. Gay people are nice people too, man"
"Yeah, let's go, man. Let's go, man"