[Verse 1: Tim Minchin]
We don't eat pigs
You don't eat pigs
It seems it's been that way forever
So if you don't eat pigs
And we don't eat pigs
Why not, not eat pigs together?

[Verse 2: Tim Minchin]
We don't eat pigs
You don't eat pigs
It seems it's been that way forever
So if you don't eat pigs
And we don't eat pigs
Why not, not eat pigs together? (together)
Yeah!
(You know it's true)

[Verse 3: Tim Minchin & Audience]
We don't eat pigs!
You don't eat pigs!
It seems it's been that way forever! (sing!)
So if you don't eat pigs and
[points at audience]
(We don't eat pigs)
Why not, not eat pigs together? (together)
Why not, not eat pigs together?
Once more!
Why not, not eat pigs together?
(Rock!)