Tim Minchin
Day Three
[Alarm Clock]
Who is that?
Who is that?
Emerging from his burrow?
Who can see today what we won't see until tomorrow?
Shaman of the shadows
[RADIO DJ #1]
Springer of the spring
Come on
[RADIO DJ #1&#2]
Is it a squirrel?
Is it a beaver?
[RADIO DJ #1]
Kinda both
[RADIO DJ #1&#2]
But not quite either!
[RADIO DJ #1]
That's right, woodchuck-chuckers, it's
[RADIO DJ #1&#2]
Groundhog Day!
[RADIO DJ #1]
We're here live

[PHIL CONNORS]
No..
[RADIO DJ #1]
From Gobbler's Knob

[PHIL]
No..

[RADIO DJ #1]
Talking about

[PHIL]
No..

[RADIO DJ #1]
Everything! Weather..

[PHIL]
No!

[RADIO DJ #2]
Predictions
[RADIO DJ #1]
Temperature
[RADIO DJ #2]
The weather..
[RADIO DJ #1]
It's just nuts!
[PHIL]
Don't ring

[RADIO DJ #2]
Totally wacky!

[PHIL]
Do not ring
Do not..

[RADIO DJ #1]
That's our town on February 2nd
By the way, that's a great hat you're wearing

[PHIL]
What the hell's happening?

[RADIO DJ #2]
Thanks! I made it myself
[RADIO DJ #1]
There's talk of a blizzard
[RADIO DJ #2]
Well it's cold enough

[PHIL]
God damn..
[RADIO DJ #1]
You know, you lose up to eighty percent of your body heat through your head?
[RADIO DJ #1&#2]
Gooooo Chucks!
[RADIO DJ #1]
Ha, that was a good time
[RADIO DJ #2]
Oh, I'm still hungover
[RADIO DJ #1]
But right now, the question on everyone's lips

[PHIL]
Help me
Okay
No, no, no

[RADIO DJ #2]
Chapped lips

[PHIL]
I can figure this out
Figure it out, come on

[RADIO DJ #1]
Do you think Phil will see his shadow? What's your prediction?

[RADIO DJ #2]
I predict a whole day of celebration!

[PHIL]
What the hell is happening?

[RADIO DJ #1]
I guess we're going to have to wait for Punxsutawney Phil, so stay tuned

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
Punxsutawney..

[PHIL]
Oh my God

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
Phil! Phil!

[PHIL]
Oh God

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil!

[PHIL]
What the hell?

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil!

[PHIL]
Help me!
Hello?
Hello?
Can anybody help me?