I've been to cities
That never close down
From New York to Rio
And old London town

But no matter how far
Or how wide I roam
I still call Australia
Homophobic

I'm always traveling
But wherever I stay
People love Aussies
And they generally say
They think we're kind
Fun and funny
Tall, tanned and toned
And a little bit racist
And a little bit
Homophobic

It's bad enough these pollie assholes
Pass discriminatory laws
Now we're forced to dance the plebiscite jig
But on the upside, this plebiscite might еnlighten us
At least we'll know еxactly how many Aussies
Are bigoted cunts
(Yay, stats!)
Someday, we'll all be together once more
Once they do their bloody jobs
And just change the fucking law
Then Carrie can marry Sally
And Ben can bone Tone
In the marriage bed
In their Aussie home

So you can shove your cherry-picked Bible passage
Up your puckered bottom
Your attempt to keep Australia
In the past will be a failure
Because most of Australia
Ain't homophobic