[Intro, spoken]
Listen up! There's over one hundred beverage puns hidden in this song! Can ya find them all?

[Verse 1]
Tee off, brewed up and running
Oooh, long time comin'
You're cordially invited squashin' sprites whilst run and gunnin'
Picture this, just a couple of cups
In a lot o' trouble, bubbling up
Yeah they went and made a deal with the devil
Should've heeded the kettle, now they're stuck in a rut

Kids inside of Hell's Casino!
Think they'd know better... what do we know?
Won so much had a mountain due
King Dice sure as wouldn't pay the fee, no!
He'd pay their tab if they played
Clear the vault! Or become slaves!
Struck a deal, made a mockery of fair trade
Let's see how the dark lord does against some earl grey!

(Here's a real high class 'bout!)

[Chorus 1]
Milk, milk, lemonade
Around the corner Satan waits
Suck it up, you've debts to pay
Don't forget the deal you made!
Milk, milk, lemonade
All swept up on a gay tirade!
This beverage needs leverage to ever get away

[Verse 2]
This bargain really takes the pee, no?
Straws and shorts, no cap or chinos
Infernal bailiffs to pay our bail is
Hardly what I'd call a dream job
It's two cups, one apocalypse, so
You'd best start ticking off your list of
Whining brutes who bucked mephisto!
Snapped in half and smashed like crystal!

Relentless monsters out to get me
I won't be chided, I'm filled with pep, see?
I'm a rockstar, I got the moxie
To debt collect by demonic proxy!
Autopsy! Call the coroner!
This crockery's come for your soul, sir!
I got a plane, no flying saucer!
Don't upset me, I'll runneth you over

(It's a good day for a swell battle!)

[Chorus 2]
Milk, milk, lemonade
Around the corner Satan waits
Suck it up, you've debts to pay
Don't forget the deal you made!
It's risky business when you're playing devil's advocate
This beverage needs leverage to ever get away

[Verse 3]
I'm serving up a little appetizer
Might I suggest a little taser fire?
Who ordered beelzebubbly's darklings?
Can't stand still my kill count's sparkling!
How many enemies, I forgot, oh!
Uno, dos, tres, quatro!
No stopping all the noggins that I'm bopping
One lump or two? It takes two to tango!

Shake me I ain't exploding
Under cover, locked and loaded
No solo cup, co-op's open
Need a villainess quick to blow my load in!
(As in th-the guns... The-the load from his finger guns...
Get your mind out of the gutter!)
Rosey cheeks and a couple of handguns
Pop a cork in your ass, don't need no magnum
Champ ain't bluffin', don't misjudge
My teeny gloves can pack a punch!

(A brawl is surely brewing!)
[Chorus 3]
Milk, milk, lemonade
Around the corner Satan waits
Suck it up, you've debts to pay
Don't forget the deal you made!

This cup will lynch up half the town
To drag them all back down
Looks like I've joined your cult
Hope you're prepared to meet your fate

[Bridge]
Oh Cuphead, what do I do?
I've been mashin' on my buttons til my thumbs are blue!
But if I come a mile in a pair a your shoes
I'd probably be reachin for a share of your juice

[Verse 4]
I'm a star by killing monsters
Just one soul is all it cost
I'm not sponsored, you best call a doctor!
Peppering my enemies with energy shots
I'll crush you flat, why try escape?
Leave you bobbing on the crest of the ocean spray
Hard to port, I'll rock the boat
This sailor Jerry rigged the game!

I'll send this captain to the morgue and
Then it's on to kill a gorgon!
Haunted express? So boring
Big red bully of a djinn's out of fortunes
Power thirst usurps redemption
What once would abhor looks awful tempting
Cold-hearted, slashing my targets
Ice and a slice when I call your debts in

Don't be blue, nothing personal bro
To break this curse I've ways to go
I'm dropping demons from A to Z
But I mostly just do H2O