[Intro]
JT Music, attached me geek cypher 2!
It was a great move, boys. Great move
Well, I hope you ready for this
Because I am the least planning person on the face of this planet, don't know what came out of me. Oh well!

[Verse 1]
I'm a nerd? Not true!
Well it clearly is...

[Rustage]
Kid is absurd!

[Dan Hamman]
Can't rap!

[Rustage]
He's delirious!

[The Stupendium]
So clap and a half for whatever your theory is
I'm a wizard with words, not black but I'm sirius
Even Professor X couldn't spec my ability
You got no place to hyde because I found the formula
I can act, animate, rap, that's a Trinity
Not enough? Well you know I got Morpheus
'Cause I gotta get a stake in this cypher
You know I'm number one so come on and call me Riker
I box-trolls out the ring, call me Laika!
I bring the funny to the thunder, call me Taika!
[Verse 2]
Hitchhiker, one the mic I'm pan-galactic
Rhymes smack you like a lemon round a gold brick
So thumbs up for the puns that I'm throwing
These flows make you groan like they're Vogon poetry
I got this game on lock! Alohamora!
I got you green with shock! Hello Gamora!
I'm a Devil's Snare
You are below the flora
I'm a nice guy but no fedora
I'm bionicle, you wouldn't understand the lore
You're a limp dick Litwik to my to my Chandelure
I'm as bright as five of you
You couldn't hold a candle to the fact that it has only been a year since I was amateur

[Verse 3]
Full stamina, you know the bar's never stopping
Ned Flanders, you know I go hard with the toppings
Your rhymes are wooden like they're written by a log
I'll be slipping coffee while you're sitting in the lodge
Leave you sad, cracked, smashed, tie you up inside the ring
You're a piece of blue glass I'm a lovely bit of string
Flowing substitutiary locomotion when I sing
Because I can take a relic, and then tell it how to sting
Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But moses supposes erroneously
My flow is so dope that you won't even notice
The depth of the references thrown on the beat
On the bandwagon, bringing in the pain
Under blue skies while you're singing in the rain
Know that stan and japan aren't the only types of fandom
Give me movie musicals, I'm spitting it for days!
[Verse 4]
Yo, I'm flowing super sonic, you're miles off
Can't get the rings 'cause your mom is on the dial up
So as we coming to the end of this dialogue
I forgot to mention that I really love Bioshock

[Outro]
Really, really love Bioshock
Didn't even think it was worth rhyming about it
Loved it, so good