[Verse 1]
I wake up on Christmas day
I go knocking for my parents but no ones awake
I must admit this intro seems a little cliche
But I won't let a thing like missing parents get in my way

As I'm checking around I notice something's wrong
I don't remember leaving my Steam logged on
There's a mince pie that's been bitten
On the letter that I'd written
As I'm clicking I can see that all my games are gone!

But then I hear a clatter of pots and pans...
There's some inky footprints next to the fan...
And at the window there's a figure of a tall thin man...
So I grabbed my crappy little torch and I ran!!

[Chorus]
Someone call Tim Burton 'cus it's really quite the scene
I thought that this was Christmas but it feels like Halloween!
When I put on my wish list that all my favorite characters could let off steam
Well, I didn't think that Santa would take me literally

[Verse 2]
I head to the kitchen to see what awaits me
To find Freddy Fazbear making the gravy
Bonnie the bunny Is chopping the runner beans
Foxy has got Yorkshire puddings a-baking
No Chica ain't lurking
She's cheerfully chirping
And eagerly working
At stuffing the turkey
But I hope that's all that ends up stuffed tonight
Because the Golden Freddy suit is just my size!

These guys aren't as scary as they were before
Slenderman's hanging mistletoe over the door
And Doctor Trager's making paper snowflakes on the floor
While pyramid head hogs all the green triangles!

[Chorus]
Someone call Tim Burton 'cuz it's really quite the scene
I thought that this was Christmas but it feels like Halloween!
When I put on my wish list that all my favorite characters could let off steam
Well, I didn't think that Santa would take me literally

[Verse 3]
Down by the presents the puppet, he beckons
'Cuz every gift has a new furry friend in
But soon mamma's tucked them all back in their bedding
'Cus batteries only seem to last ten seconds!

The butcher gang are carolling out in the yard
Whilst Bendy and Boris are signing their cards
SCP 173, well he's bad at charades
He's as fast as you like but can't move his arms!
All the kids are playing their new toys and games
It's 6's turn But Emily wants to play
And Granny keeps trying to take the teddy away
Ms. Baker's baking has the most peculiar taste!

[Verse 4]
Monika plays piano while Sayori hangs the banners
Yuri brought the bottles so Natsuki's getting hammered
The principle is listing all the gifts he got from Santa
Whilst Baldi counts the days until next Christmas on his planner

Grace with a table of sadists!
Whilst Sander Cohen's curating the playlists
I'm spending boxing day at the neighbors
As so long as I don't go In the basement!

[Bridge]
And I don't know ... Why they chose me ...
To host ... Their Christmas Festivities ...
But I pray ... To Alice Angel up on top of that tree ...
That they take the corpses When they leave!

*instumental*

[Verse 5]
I wake up on Boxing Day alone
All my new friends had to go home
But they've left me with the best memories I've known
And an awful lot of bloodstains out in the snow
Oh and my folks are okay I guess I should mention
They just spent the day In a pocket dimension
Running for there lives from the demons that chased them
Now they constantly scream but they bought me a PlayStation!

[End Chorus]
So Someone call up MatPat 'cus this seems like a theorist's dream
And though it may be fun in concept, the lore implications might break at the seams!
I guess even evil characters just need to let off steam
They just wanted one day's holiday from making Markiplier... Scream